Post by Spartan017 on Mar 6, 2005 2:14:40 GMT -5
It all started in the fall of 1991. cuz that's when i was born. But thats not the tragic part. that started 2 years later. I was just your regular 2-year old super stud. I mean, I had it all. Everyone just gave me stuff. when i was hungry, i got food. When i shamed myself, my mommy was ready with a fresh, new, unsoiled diaper. My life was great. Until IT came. I remember exactly how it happened. I was sitting in my crib playing with my favorite toy when once again, i accidentaly poopied. But this wasnt your average pooping. No. It was much bigger. It was the mother load. it was like nothing i had ever experienced. My butt was on fire. it fell like someone had taken a hot branding iron and shoved it up between my cheeks. And then I Smelled it. It was the most horrifying stench i had ever smelled. And it squished and squirted in my Huggies. So i did the only thing i knew how to do. Besides eating and crapping. I cried. But mommy wasnt there. mommy left for 2 minutes to pick up milk. And so thats how it happened. I sat there all alone for two whole minutes with the biggest dump anyone had ever seen. But imagine my mom's surprise when she got back and smelled it. When she opened that sucker up man u should have seen the look on her face. But it still wasnt worth it. Nothing could have been worth that much torture.
