|
|
Post by --vexx-- on Mar 3, 2005 17:50:57 GMT -5
RULES:
rules- well heres the rules the story cant be to dirty if u add on it has to be more that 1 OR 2 WORDS. make some what sents. dont leave a message other than part of the story. try to leave the story at some part where it can keep going. and have fun!!
--vexx--
|
|
|
|
Post by Derick on Mar 12, 2005 11:07:16 GMT -5
once apon a time there was a really fat cow the cow was best friends w/ a human but the cow could talk and it was the cows and the humans little secret no one new how they became friends it all started when..........
|
|
|
|
Post by --vexx-- on Mar 18, 2005 17:53:54 GMT -5
The truck pulled into the red dirt driveway. The truck was pulling a long trayler inside was a Fat cow. The man that lived in the house came slowly walking out of the front door. he was holding a big gun. the truck driver jumped out of the truck and walk towards the man with the gun. Out of nowhere th man with the gun blow the truck drivers head off. Blood went everywhere but the man just smiled and said o crap that wasnt the cow was it? then something amazeing happend that cow said nope im over here dumb @ss. The man droped his gun and said..................
|
|
|
|
Post by Spartan017 on Mar 18, 2005 18:05:39 GMT -5
"holy crap a talking cow!" 'thats right" the cow said. "Now youre gonna die!" then the cow pulled out a shotgun, aimed, and fired. But he missed cuz he's a freakin cow and he has hooves and cant aim worth crap. so the other guy reloaded his gun and blew the cow's head off. Then he stood there and laughed. but what he didnt see was that the cow was still alive. it grew another head out of its @$$. it stood up pon its back hooves and.....................
|
|
|
|
Post by hnanner on Mar 18, 2005 19:41:55 GMT -5
did a strange, but shocking interpretive dance. the farmer's jaw dropped, and he dropped his gun. the cow grapped the gun and shoved it up the farmer's butt. the farmer was constipated for 3 weeks and when he eventually took a crap, it was 12 feet long. But as he tried to flush the giant turd.....
|
|
|
|
Post by Derick on Mar 19, 2005 11:27:20 GMT -5
the terd grew legs and started walking and the cow saved the farmers life when he took a piece of crap to the heart and they always loved eachother BUT suddenly the farmer asked the cow for sex and the cow refused and the farmer said i will shoot u lets get phisical now or i will pump my twelve gauge and cant forget it has a realll good spread shot if you no what i am saying the farmer eventualy died adn there was a big mystery to solve of how he died the cow called the cops and when they got there there was no one there but a cow and then when they were invistigating they found a piece of...........
|
|
|
|
Post by hnanner on Mar 22, 2005 22:33:57 GMT -5
cheese lodged in the farmer's buttcheeks. was this some strange symbol? or was it the cow's sick form of revenge? The detectives finally concluded that....
|
|
|
|
Post by --vexx-- on Mar 25, 2005 20:36:16 GMT -5
That the farmer most have been gay. The detectives belive that the cheese was once warm milk that over time turned to cheese. "I always knew that farmer was kinda Fruity" said one of the detectives. Then just when you think this story cant get any more messed up it does all of a sudden the farmers eyes open and he said theses words........................................
|
|
|
|
Post by Derick on Mar 25, 2005 20:36:24 GMT -5
the farmer says were is the talking cow then the cop replies wat u need 2 go 2 a psiciactric house the put him in a big white room and the farmer says hey iv seen one of these b4 i remember that it was when i......
|
|
|
|
Post by weenum28 on May 7, 2005 22:56:56 GMT -5
was pulled over by a cop for drunk driving the cop walked up to my window and said licence and registration plz well luckly i had my handy 12 gauge shotgun and then i though cop+12 gauge = no ticket so i grabbed my 12 gauge and began 2 stroke it and i decided not kill to damn cop until the cop said somthing very innipropreate what he said was "........
|
|
|
|
Post by hnanner on May 12, 2005 7:00:51 GMT -5
"I am in love with your talking cow." "NOOOO!!!" Cried the farmer.
|
|
